Not Today Feral Child Funny Saying For Tired Parents premium shirt

Not Today Feral Child Funny Saying For Tired Parents premium shirt

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Original price was: $29.00.Current price is: $21.85.

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Size Guide

Classic Men's T-Shirt

Size	Length	Width
S	28 in	18 in
M	29 in	20 in
L	30 in	22 in
XL	31 in	24 in
2XL	32 in	26 in
3XL	33 in	28 in
4XL	34 in	30 in
5XL	35 in	32 in

Classic Wonen's T-Shirt

Size	Length	Width	Sleeve
S	25.5 in	17.25 in	13.25 in
M	26 in	19.25 in	14 in
L	27 in	21.25 in	14.75 in
XL	28 in	23.25 in	15.75 in
2XL	28.5 in	25.25 in	16.75 in
3XL	29 in	27.25 in	17.5 in

Men's V-neck T-Shirt

Size	Length	Width
S	27.5 in	18 in
M	28.75 in	20 in
L	29.75 in	22 in
XL	30.75 in	24 in
2XL	32 in	26 in

Women V-neck T-shirt

Size	Length	Width
S	25.5 in	17.25 in
M	26 in	19.25 in
L	27 in	21.25 in
XL	28 in	23.25 in
2XL	28.5 in	25.25 in

Men's Long Sleedved T-Shirt

Size	Length	Width	Sleeve
S	27.5 in	18 in	31.75 in
M	28.75 in	20 in	33.5 in
L	29.75 in	22 in	35.25 in
XL	30.75 in	24 in	36.75 in
2XL	32 in	26 in	38.25 in

Women's Long Sleedved T-Shirt

Size	Length	Width	Sleeve
S	25.25 in	16 in	30.25 in
M	26.25 in	17 in	31.25 in
L	27.25 in	18.5 in	32.75 in
XL	28 in	19.5 in	34.25 in
2XL	28.5 in	22 in	35.25 in

Premium Men's T-Shirt

Size	Length	Width
S	28 in	18 in
M	29 in	20 in
L	30 in	22 in
XL	31 in	24 in
2XL	32 in	26 in
3XL	33 in	28 in

Premium Women's T-Shirt

Size	Length	Width
S	26.25 in	16 in
M	26.75 in	16.75 in
L	27.38 in	17.75 in
XL	28 in	18.75 in
2XL	28.62 in	19.75 in

Men's Tank Top

Size	Length	Width
S	28 in	18 in
M	29 in	20 in
L	30 in	22 in
XL	31 in	24 in
2XL	32 in	26 in

Women's Tank Top

Size	Length	Width
S	25.25 in	16.5 in
M	26.25 in	17.5 in
L	27.25 in	19 in
XL	28 in	20 in
2XL	28.5 in	22.5 in

Unisex Sweater

Size	Length	Width	Sleeve
S	27 in	20 in	33.5 in
M	28 in	22 in	34.5 in
L	29 in	24 in	35.5 in
XL	30 in	26 in	36.5 in
2XL	31 in	28 in	37.5 in
3XL	32 in	30 in	38.5 in
4XL	33 in	32 in	39.5 in
5XL	34 in	34 in	40.5 in

Unisex Hoodie

Size	Length	Width	Sleeve
S	27 in	20 in	33.5 in
M	28 in	22 in	34.5 in
L	29 in	24 in	35.5 in
XL	30 in	26 in	36.5 in
2XL	31 in	28 in	37.5 in
3XL	32 in	30 in	38.5 in
4XL	33 in	32 in	39.5 in
5XL	34 in	34 in	40.5 in

Kid T-tshirt

Size	Length	Width	Sleeve	Note
XS	20.5 in	16 in	13.5 in	4-5 years
S	22 in	17 in	14.5 in	6-7 years
M	23.5 in	18 in	15.5 in	8-9 years
L	25 in	19 in	16.5 in	10-11 years
XL	26.5 in	20 in	17.5 in	12-13 years

Kid Sweatshirt

Size	Length	Width
XS	19 in	16 in
S	21 in	17 in
M	22 in	18 in
L	24 in	19 in
XL	25 in	20 in

Estimated arrival

Dec 30

Dec 31 - Jan 02

Jan 06 - Jan 09

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Tank Top – for sunny days and strong statements
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Women’s Long Sleeve – fierce, fitted, fearless
Unisex Hoodie – warm, bold, unmistakable
Unisex Sweatshirt – comfort meets conviction

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See our Refund & Return Policy for everything you need to know.

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Brand	Noob Life Tees LLC
Manufacturer	Noob Life Tees LLC

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