Slobbering Space Slasher premium shirt
Original price was: $29.00.$21.85Current price is: $21.85.
Size Guide
Classic Men's T-Shirt
| Size | Length | Width |
| S | 28 in | 18 in |
| M | 29 in | 20 in |
| L | 30 in | 22 in |
| XL | 31 in | 24 in |
| 2XL | 32 in | 26 in |
| 3XL | 33 in | 28 in |
| 4XL | 34 in | 30 in |
| 5XL | 35 in | 32 in |
Classic Wonen's T-Shirt
| Size | Length | Width | Sleeve |
| S | 25.5 in | 17.25 in | 13.25 in |
| M | 26 in | 19.25 in | 14 in |
| L | 27 in | 21.25 in | 14.75 in |
| XL | 28 in | 23.25 in | 15.75 in |
| 2XL | 28.5 in | 25.25 in | 16.75 in |
| 3XL | 29 in | 27.25 in | 17.5 in |
Men's V-neck T-Shirt
| Size | Length | Width |
| S | 27.5 in | 18 in |
| M | 28.75 in | 20 in |
| L | 29.75 in | 22 in |
| XL | 30.75 in | 24 in |
| 2XL | 32 in | 26 in |
Women V-neck T-shirt
| Size | Length | Width |
| S | 25.5 in | 17.25 in |
| M | 26 in | 19.25 in |
| L | 27 in | 21.25 in |
| XL | 28 in | 23.25 in |
| 2XL | 28.5 in | 25.25 in |
Men's Long Sleedved T-Shirt
| Size | Length | Width | Sleeve |
| S | 27.5 in | 18 in | 31.75 in |
| M | 28.75 in | 20 in | 33.5 in |
| L | 29.75 in | 22 in | 35.25 in |
| XL | 30.75 in | 24 in | 36.75 in |
| 2XL | 32 in | 26 in | 38.25 in |
Women's Long Sleedved T-Shirt
| Size | Length | Width | Sleeve |
| S | 25.25 in | 16 in | 30.25 in |
| M | 26.25 in | 17 in | 31.25 in |
| L | 27.25 in | 18.5 in | 32.75 in |
| XL | 28 in | 19.5 in | 34.25 in |
| 2XL | 28.5 in | 22 in | 35.25 in |
Men's Tank Top
| Size | Length | Width |
| S | 28 in | 18 in |
| M | 29 in | 20 in |
| L | 30 in | 22 in |
| XL | 31 in | 24 in |
| 2XL | 32 in | 26 in |
Women's Tank Top
| Size | Length | Width |
| S | 25.25 in | 16.5 in |
| M | 26.25 in | 17.5 in |
| L | 27.25 in | 19 in |
| XL | 28 in | 20 in |
| 2XL | 28.5 in | 22.5 in |
Unisex Sweater
| Size | Length | Width | Sleeve |
| S | 27 in | 20 in | 33.5 in |
| M | 28 in | 22 in | 34.5 in |
| L | 29 in | 24 in | 35.5 in |
| XL | 30 in | 26 in | 36.5 in |
| 2XL | 31 in | 28 in | 37.5 in |
| 3XL | 32 in | 30 in | 38.5 in |
| 4XL | 33 in | 32 in | 39.5 in |
| 5XL | 34 in | 34 in | 40.5 in |
Unisex Hoodie
| Size | Length | Width | Sleeve |
| S | 27 in | 20 in | 33.5 in |
| M | 28 in | 22 in | 34.5 in |
| L | 29 in | 24 in | 35.5 in |
| XL | 30 in | 26 in | 36.5 in |
| 2XL | 31 in | 28 in | 37.5 in |
| 3XL | 32 in | 30 in | 38.5 in |
| 4XL | 33 in | 32 in | 39.5 in |
| 5XL | 34 in | 34 in | 40.5 in |
Kid T-tshirt
| Size | Length | Width | Sleeve | Note |
| XS | 20.5 in | 16 in | 13.5 in | 4-5 years |
| S | 22 in | 17 in | 14.5 in | 6-7 years |
| M | 23.5 in | 18 in | 15.5 in | 8-9 years |
| L | 25 in | 19 in | 16.5 in | 10-11 years |
| XL | 26.5 in | 20 in | 17.5 in | 12-13 years |
Kid Sweatshirt
| Size | Length | Width |
| XS | 19 in | 16 in |
| S | 21 in | 17 in |
| M | 22 in | 18 in |
| L | 24 in | 19 in |
| XL | 25 in | 20 in |
Estimated arrival
May 22
May 23 - May 25
May 29 - Jun 01
Stand Tall. Speak Freedom: Slobbering Space Slasher premium shirt
This isn’t just a shirt – it’s your battle cry. The Slobbering Space Slasher premium shirt was made for those who still believe in freedom, honor, and standing up for what’s right. Whether you're a veteran, a patriot, or simply someone who refuses to stay silent – this one’s for you.
We’ve chosen the best: Bella+Canvas and Comfort Colors® for softness, strength, and long-lasting wear. Each shirt is printed with precision using DTG technology – so your message won’t crack, peel, or fade. Ever. Just like your values.
Freedom Has No Borders
We proudly ship the Slobbering Space Slasher premium shirt worldwide. Because the fight for liberty doesn’t end at a border. Whether you’re in Texas or Tokyo, this shirt carries your voice across oceans and time zones.
Fast Turnaround. Ready When You Are.
Orders are made and shipped within 1–3 business days. US deliveries land within 5–7 business days. International shipments? Allow 1–2 weeks. We move fast, because freedom waits for no one.
Transparent Shipping – Like It Should Be
No games. No guesswork. Here’s the deal:
Within the U.S.:
- Free shipping when you buy 2 or more items
- Flat $5.99 shipping for single-item orders
Outside the U.S.:
- Free shipping on second item and up
- Flat international rate of $7.99
For full transparency, check our Shipping Policy anytime.
Slobbering Space Slasher premium shirt – A Fit for Every Patriot
No matter how you like to wear your pride, we’ve got the fit:
- Classic Tee – timeless and bold
- Premium Tee – soft, sharp, powerful
- V-Neck – freedom with edge
- Tank Top – for sunny days and strong statements
- Men’s Long Sleeve – dependable, all year round
- Women’s Long Sleeve – fierce, fitted, fearless
- Unisex Hoodie – warm, bold, unmistakable
- Unisex Sweatshirt – comfort meets conviction
Most styles are 100% cotton – breathable, strong, and made to move. Not sure about sizing or fit? Just ask – we’re here to help.
Easy Order. Solid Support.
Ordering your Slobbering Space Slasher premium shirt is simple. Checkout is smooth. Delivery is fast. US orders arrive in 5–7 business days. International? 12–15 business days. Either way, we’ll get it to you fast and right.
Got a question? We answer. Reach out anytime – we’re proud to support our customers the way they support their country.
Made to Order. Backed by Honor.
Every Slobbering Space Slasher premium shirt is made-to-order – crafted just for you. That’s why we can’t accept returns for size or color mistakes. But if something’s wrong on our end – we’ll make it right. No runaround, no excuses.
See our Refund & Return Policy for everything you need to know.
Wear the Flag. Wear the Fight. Slobbering Space Slasher premium shirt
When you put on the Slobbering Space Slasher premium shirt, you wear your voice. You wear your courage. You wear your freedom. Don’t just believe in liberty – live it, show it, wear it. Grab yours now and wear what you stand for.
| Brand | Noob Life Tees LLC |
|---|---|
| Manufacturer | Noob Life Tees LLC |
Slobbering Space Slasher
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